angoraphobic: July 2006

I put ottomans on layaway at Wal-Mart today. I feel so domesticated.

angoraphobic

angoraphobic: n. (angora>fur of a rodent with long ears and fluffy tail) (phobic>scardycat) 1.one who is terrified of items or creatures sporting soft fur.

Angoraphobics are normally found far away from shopping malls where finer textiles might be sold. These individuals will also be far from any social event with high-class attendees, as angora may be worn by socialites at any time of year, especially in cooler climates.

Similar phobias: cottophobic (afraid of natural cotton weaves); naugaphobic (afraid of unnatural fabrics); skinophobic (afriad of nudity - tough taking showers)

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Domesticated

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