*people have a crazy tendency to hear a vague possibility of a moderate change and translate it into definite proof of impending, painful and messy doom.
*holy screaming babies batman!
*i have no idea what you're talking about... so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head.
*I could just dip him in ranch dressing and eat him.
*I've never seen a crane with invisible wings before. You should sprinkle salt on them so he can't fly and then you can sell tickets to see him.
*SORT OF LIKE A KIDNEY STONE. WON'T BE PLEASANT, BUT IT'LL EVENTUALLY WORK ITSELF OUT.
*I might be lying.
*Q: do you have fitty cent?
A: i'm not into gangsta rap. but i have some quarters you can have. i'll hold them ransome...
*That would seem very logical.
*No need to confess unbidden. Just move forward.
*Stop making me snort chewing gum.
*pastry, of course, being my favorite way to commit suicide.... who knew?
*Evanism of the day: If you sit on a cactus, it will poke your bum.
1 comment:
how fun is this?
when i first came to mayberry, i secrectly wrote down all the bad grammar in the incidents.....
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