angoraphobic

Weight Watchers and Jazzercise. I can feel my ass melting away as I type.

angoraphobic

angoraphobic: n. (angora>fur of a rodent with long ears and fluffy tail) (phobic>scardycat) 1.one who is terrified of items or creatures sporting soft fur.

Angoraphobics are normally found far away from shopping malls where finer textiles might be sold. These individuals will also be far from any social event with high-class attendees, as angora may be worn by socialites at any time of year, especially in cooler climates.

Similar phobias: cottophobic (afraid of natural cotton weaves); naugaphobic (afraid of unnatural fabrics); skinophobic (afriad of nudity - tough taking showers)

angoraphobic

Thursday, October 02, 2008

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