Smart Car Nose Hair

Many of my friends are well aware that I think the Smart Car looks like a nose without a face. So you can imagine my reaction today when I was leaving the Walmart parking lot and saw the car next to me - a Smart Car on which the owner had installed a set of eyelashes over the headlights. If the car looks like a nose without a face, the eyelashes automatically translated in my mind to nose hair sticking out of the nostrils. That's some serious nose hair.