Oh yeah. And about those fleas. Two weeks my sweet a... That stuff lasted about 4 days and the cats (and I) are still being bothered by the little fiends.

I'm seriously considering selling all the furniture, or heck, just giving it all to charity, and buying the blow-up furniture they sell as gags. Or maybe just camping furniture. They make a full variety now; you can get beds (on a metal frame), chairs, folding tables, side tables, pretty much anything you'd want.

Then I'll shave the kitties once a week so the fleas can't hide. And rip up the horrible brown-puke colored carpet that comes with the apartment. I'm sure the management won't mind.

Yeah, that's the ticket.