So I Said To My Doctor

Oh, wait. I didn't say it; Pilz said it. Right.

I know the site is full of everything that is not sweet and wholesome, and that's probably why I love it so darn much. If you are all grown up, and you have a broad-ranging sense of humor and are not easily offended by language/sex/nudity/violence, etc., you will probably enjoy it as well.

What is this fabulous site? http://www.illwillpress.com/ ...the site of all wonderful wrongness.

I have my favorites that I go back and review occasionally. Most of them involve a character named Pilz, but the main character is Foamy. They are both squirrels and they are hilarious. Do not go to this site if you want your squirrels to be cute, fluffy-tailed creatures who don't speak.

This morning I reviewed a few of my favorites to put me in the right frame of mind for work: Kavorkian Scarf, Eye Stigmata, and Amityville Toaster. Some other favorites are So I said to my Doctor, Amplified Bible, Nuts to You, and pretty much all of the Tech Support episodes. Yeah, those tech support ones--I really identify with them sometimes. Although I have to admit, my boss is way more fun to work for than a monkey with a shock stick. (I'm not just saying that because she's liable to read this, either!)

OK, time to put on some clothes and make up and tidy up the hair so I can earn the money to keep feeding my fur bellies. Adorable as they are, they are downright bastards when you don't feed them on time. Favorite substitutes: shoe laces, pay stubs, photos, plastic bags. They are so weird. I must love them or something.